SHATTR // THOUGHT

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21 04/14

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via sierra-crossing)

21 04/14

marinebilology:

Looking for the pussy.

(Source: cisheterotroph, via sierra-crossing)

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unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

(Source: Laughing Squid, via iguanamouth)

21 04/14
inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 
I laughed so hard I started crying

inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 

I laughed so hard I started crying

(via sierra-crossing)

21 04/14
youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

(Source: memewhore, via saturns-moons)

21 04/14

internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
image

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superwhoandalaptop:

open-eyes-and-clear-blue-skies:

aradia-in-the-tardis:

kateitron:

hollywoodforthebirds:

thinkhappythoughtsornot:

kaeleeb:

fuckyeahitssummeralexis:

honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

….whut.
Well, shit.



Damn

meh, meh, mEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!!!!!!!!


theres a time and a place for mucking around 

What book dude I need to read it

The Time Keeper by Mitch Albom

superwhoandalaptop:

open-eyes-and-clear-blue-skies:

aradia-in-the-tardis:

kateitron:

hollywoodforthebirds:

thinkhappythoughtsornot:

kaeleeb:

fuckyeahitssummeralexis:

honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

….whut.

Well, shit.

image

Damn

meh, meh, mEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!!!!!!!!

theres a time and a place for mucking around

What book dude I need to read it

The Time Keeper by Mitch Albom

(Source: idancee, via mcthundergoose)

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